Showing posts with label Urdu Jokes SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Urdu Jokes SMS. Show all posts
Tuesday, 9 July 2013
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If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey…
Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life
Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life
Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife
Tu agar kabhi de dhokha
Jaan main apni doonga with a knife..!
Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee…
Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee…
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee…
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa…
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya …..
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