Double meaning
Teacher Asked Pappu:"Agar ped
par 5birds bethi ho, aur tum1
ko goli maar do to
kitni bach gayi.. ??
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Pappu:"Koi nahi, sab udd
jayengi..
.
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Teacher:"Nahi, 4 bachengi, lekin
tumhari
soch mujhe pasand
aai..
.
.
.
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Pappu:"Madam mera bhi 1
sawal Hai..
3 ladies ice cream kha rahi
Hain..
1 chaat kar, 1 kat kar
aur
1 choos kar.. batao konsi shadi
shuda Hai.. ??
.
Teacher sharmate hue:"Jo choos
rahi Hai..:p
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Pappu:"Nhi,jis k gale me
mangalsutra hai,
.
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Lekin apki soch mujhe pasand
Aai...:p:D :O :D
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teacher Shock - pappu rock..
Bcoz pappu was taking tution from honey singh..
