Double meaning

Double meaning

Teacher Asked Pappu:"Agar ped

par 5birds bethi ho, aur tum1

ko goli maar do to

kitni bach gayi.. ??

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Pappu:"Koi nahi, sab udd

jayengi..

.

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Teacher:"Nahi, 4 bachengi, lekin

tumhari

soch mujhe pasand

aai..

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.

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Pappu:"Madam mera bhi 1

sawal Hai..

3 ladies ice cream kha rahi

Hain..

1 chaat kar, 1 kat kar

aur

1 choos kar.. batao konsi shadi

shuda Hai.. ??

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Teacher sharmate hue:"Jo choos

rahi Hai..:p

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Pappu:"Nhi,jis k gale me

mangalsutra hai,

.

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Lekin apki soch mujhe pasand

Aai...:p:D :O :D

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teacher Shock - pappu rock.. 

Bcoz pappu was taking tution from honey singh..